I really wanted to make a table runner for Christmas this year, but I’m waaaaaay too cheap to buy 4 yards of fabric to be able to do so with a single piece of fabric. Since I’m an insane person (with very little sewing experience) I decided that it would be a great idea to make a pieced peppermint runner. First, the math. I’m using an 8 foot table. (At least I think I am. I’m borrowing it from my mom. Uh… mom, that table’s 8 feet long, right?) I wanted there to be stripes in the runner to mimic the peppermint theme, and the magic number ended up being 54. 54 2 inch red stripes and 54 1 inch white stripes.
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I cut the fabric into 10 inch sections and then I cut the smaller strips from that. Don’t forget to allow for a seam allowance! I cut a ton of 1 inch stips even though I had already calculated that they needed to be 1 1/2 inches. Maybe my middle school math teacher was right and I do need to show my work…
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My fabric didn’t really have a right and wrong side (at least not that my untrained eye could see) so I just put one on top of the other and then pinned them. I even managed to avoid bleeding on the fabric. What? Am I the only one who sticks their finger relentlessly when pinning something? Anyone? Bueller? Right then, moving on.
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And here’s my pretty stack of 54 pinned pairs. At this point, everything is going swimmingly. Don’t worry, it’s all about to go downhill. lol.
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Apparently I am incapable of sewing a straight seem. Or setting the tension on my sewing machine. ::sigh:: This is why I’m not a quilter. Plus side, I’m related to a bunch of quilters so I remembered to sew all of the pairs first in a long chain.
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Here they are. In all there bunched up glory. Next you cut them apart and iron them. You want the seam on the darker side. (See Mom! I was paying attention all those years ago!)
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Then pin pairs together and sew a bunch of quads (28). Cut, iron, pin, rinse, repeat. I dom’t have any pics of this a. because it’s boring and repetitive b. because I was watching Sons of Anarchy while I worked on that part and I was distracted by the hotness that is Jax. 😉
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I’m not sure what went wrong, but my edges were all kind of messed up. Not to worry.
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I evened them right up with the rotary cutter. So my runner’s a bit narrower than originally planned. Whatevs.
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Time for a little double fold bias tape, which if you’ll remember from our blanket fun, I consider just about the best thing since sliced bread.
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I spent a million years pinning the first length and it was totally not worth it. I don’t know if I need a different foot or what, but by about pin number three I had to start repining as I went. I skipped it for the next two lengths and was much happier.
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And here it is! It lays a bit oddly, but for a first pieced project I think it looks pretty good. It has confirmed for me that I am not ready *at all* to try quilting. I think I would lose my mind.
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